Satire Site Writes Spoof About Democrats Mourning Soleimani That Is So Accurate It’s Not Even Funny

(Tea Party 247) – It has been truly astounding over the last few years to see the lengths the Democrats will go to in order to disagree with Trump.

The elimination of Qassem Soleimani, the top Iranian military general and terrorist mastermind, has been one of the most extreme examples.

The Democrats, in the face of the death of one of our biggest enemies, a key military victory for our nation as a whole, seem to be on the brink of actually mourning the monster.

All so they can try to find something to criticize Trump for (and yes, they’re now accusing him of a war crime.)

The Christian satire site Babylon Bee is well-renowed for its brilliant and hilarious spoof news, which often targets the hysterical anti-Trump left.

But their article, Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani, is so accurate it’s almost not even funny. Tell me you wouldn’t see that headline and think it was real, if only for a second!

The article reads:

At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities’ homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

“The grieving process is painful but necessary,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar. “As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones.”

In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just “let it all out” in their time of sadness.

Ocasio-Cortez didn’t seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. “To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash.” He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. “If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead.”

Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the “offensive and problematic” American flag.

97 COMMENTS

  1. What a sad collection of apologists we have sent to Congress to supposedly represent the will of the American people! Their every speech and action are usually contrary or in opposition to the very ideals of our country. Our country has to enjoy a rebirth and once again strive to re establish the framework of the once proud Republic we were. As a nation of laws, one must take a step back in astonishment seeing the direction being taken by the Democratic clowns in the various states around the country. Since when is it a “right” to set up camp on the streets and use the same streets for your bathroom or/and sleeping quarters? Why are the powers that be not ensuring that the public can walk the streets free from danger or disease? Now the law suddenly allows thugs to break in and rob our possessions that may have been sitting in our cars and as long as value in less than $1000, the perpetrator is not liable and instead the car owner must prove he had locked the car. (As if the broken windows would not offer a clue to that fact) The slippery slope has turned into a icy trip to Bizarro world. Of course, don’t take things into your own hands, because if you harm them, you will suffer the consequences of your actions. So while the “four” Congressional stooges snicker and grin and malign our President, America the Beautiful is turning into a cesspool of crime and desperation for those who would strive to maintain its’ glory.

    • The even more sad part is that they actually DO represent the minds of far too many of our “American” people.

  2. IT IS HARD TO BEAT THE DEMOCRATS WHEN EVERYBODY IS AFRAID TO CALL THEM COMMUNISTS. ALL THEIR TACTICS ARE COMMUNIST TACTICS. STUNTS IS A BIG ONE.
    ASSASSINATION BY RIDICULE IS ANOTHER ONE. THEY DID HAVE TO DESTROY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. ALL THEY HAD TO DO IS DROP ONE WORD.THECOMMUNIST MEDIA IS THEIR ALLY NOT. WHEN THEIR CARCASSES IN IOWA TURN UP SKIP THE AMERICAN FLAG BURNING CEREMONY.
    VIVA EL TRUMPO. FOMO AMERICANO. FO MO YEARS.

  3. Maybe the DUMBASS. DEMOCrats will mourn when Obama and the Clintons are wearing ORANGE as their new dress code
    Along with BIDET KERRY PELOSI COMEY and the rest of the swamp
    Mark my words Brennan and ClapJob will get theirs in the end
    Please any dumbass Democrat who needs a GLASS STOMACH KIT please reply to me with address so I can send you one so you can see where you are going while your head is
    UP YOUR ASS

  4. the communist media is not telling you suleimani now salami used to execute captives by drilling holes their heads. Create your profile
    Choose username…
    DIRTY POLITICS: THERE IS SUBTLE SABOTAGE AS PRACTICED BY FIX NEWS. LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FAIR TO PRESIDENT TRUMP BUT FIRST CHANCE YOU GET STAB.HIM. THEN THERE IS COMMUNIST SABOTAGE AS PRACTICED BY NEWS WEAK WHO CELEBRATED THE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOR IN A JAPANESE ISSUE SHOWING AN AMERICAN FLAG IN THE GARBAGE. GOD SENT PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GET US OUT OF THIS COMMUNIST MESS. KILMEADE NEEDS A DRAFT NOTICE AS DOES BILL HEMMER. IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT THAT THE 157 BILLION THAT THE DEMOCRAT COMMUNIST PARTY STOLE FROM THE AMERICAN TAX SLAVE. THAT PAYOFF IS BEING USED TO KILL EVERY ISRAELI MAN WOMAN AND CHILD. THEN MY FRIEND YOU ARE IN THE WORDS OF THE CHOSEN PEOPLE, A SCHMUCK. IF YOU ARE JEWISH AND VOTING FOR THE PARTY THAT WANTS YOU DEAD. THEN YOU ARE MESHUGGANAH. THAT IS A DOUBLE CRAZY SCHMUCK. LET US TAKE THE FIRST STEP TO UNITE. WITH VERY LITTLE EFFORT. HOW ABOUT WE ADDRESS THE AMERICAN BROTHER WHO WON THE TITLE PRESIDENT. INSTEAD OF CALLING HIM TRUMP WHICH IDENTIFIES YOU AS A TRUMP HATER. LET’S CALL HIM PRESIDENT TRUMP. THAT IS A SIGN OF NATIONAL PRIDE AND RESPECT. THIS PRESIDENT OR AS SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM GOD’S INTERVENTION HAD DONE MORE UNAIDED IN 3 YEARS THAN ANY PRESIDENT BEFORE HIM.HE IS OUR HORATIO AT THE GATE. OUR DAVID AGAINST THE COMMUNIST PHILISTINES. IN SPITE OF ALL THE OPPOSITION FROM THE MONEY STEALERS HE FIGHTS ON TAKING NO MONEY NO ALCOHOL NO SMOKE AND IS DRUG FREE. CAN YOU SAY THAT AND MEAN IT? SPIRIT OF AMERICA PARTY RADIO SHOW ON YOU TUBE ABUTOM FOMO TRUMP. FOMO YEARS

    • George Washington said, “I would rather die standing than living on my knees.” This means on our knees to another country trying to subject us. President Trump will ensure that this will never happen under his watch.

    • You are exactly right! I have NEVER been able to fathom why our people vote left! It is beyond ludicrous!!
      –RS

  5. I don’t mourn the death of a mass-murdering, sadistic monster. In fact, I celebrate it. His successor should be ducking and dodging because his name is on the next missile. Go Trump!

  6. To set the record straight, you can not fly any flag at half mast unless you are aboard a ship. On land you fly it at half staff.

  7. If you don’t know your history, you repeat. We are living in the thirties
    & intelligent minds seem to turn away from God & follow present day
    power. In Germany it was Hitler, today we see the sheep rallying around
    this evil General. History was not kind, nor will the present be for future
    generations. We must wake up! Freedom isn’t free, it is up,to each of
    us to to defend it.

    • Good Satire – so terribly sad that we even have narratives like this because we live in a great nation whose main-stream media and the Democrat party so entertain the idea that socialism and our constitution for a Republic can bed together and the Republic / Constitutional Law survive. Sad times, but thank God we have a great nation of patriots who think beyond their TVs, pray to a good God who is alive and conquered sin and death for us, and who voted in a Republican president who is pushing the insanity from 2008 and beyond – back to 1978 – back under lawful and humane restrictions. He the hardest working senior volunteer in the military, the most true to the mark friend of our founding fathers, and thankfully, our President. I am grateful to God for giving him this opportunity to serve and for giving us the good sense to pray, vote and work alongside this unpaid hero.

    • So Polly prefers to live on her knees to a rogue foreign power? George Washington said, “I would rather die standing than living on my knees.” (Which means on his knees to a country trying to subject him.) Freedom is never free and it is time to fight for it and to show a country like Iran that we WILL fight. Not unless Polly prefers a cracker to appease her by Iran or North korea?

  8. Trump should target the real criminals. Congress
    This year I urge you to look at your congressman. How did he vote on issues. Was she vocal and seen fighting for our president? I saw ours campaigning using the mail. I never saw him vocally stand up and be heard about anything. Nice guy I guess but in this turbulence we need someone in there to mix it up with Democrats

    • It certainly does appear that the liberals seem to be on the wrong side of History, folks, it seems they are mourning the loss of the evil man, Soleimani, pathetic isn’t it, this THING was a very evil individual it looks like, America, certainly is much better off since his demise , folks! I think that Obama guy, disagrees, it certainly appears! Thank God for the Right deliverance, of this evil person, I certainly won’t call him a man, he doesn’t fit the mold of a “ man”,

    • Michael( the pig) moore .should be very happy that the moooooslims don’t like pork because he could feed their country for a month,just stick an apple in his mouth….

  9. The irany of it all is that none of our enemies like China, Russia, North Korea, or Vietnam are mourning the death of this villain. Only the Iranians and the Democratic Party are mourning his death.

    • I disagree. I shed no tears over the deaths of Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, or any others of their ilk, and deemed the world to be a better place when they departed.

  10. Nancy Pelosi is irritated that the New York Times didn’t print the address to send flowers and donate to Soleimani’s favorite charity.
    Email her @harridan.gov for the address to send flowers.

    • Right with you….very funny …..scary tho brainless Hollywierd might be running out now to buy a flag

  11. Funny. I can see the Dems doing this. After all, they have demonstrated how much they hate Americans and our Country. Thought all this nonsense would stop with Obama out of the White House. But alas it still goes on.

  12. These DemonRats are nothing more than terrorists trying desperately to erase our proud and not so proud history while trying with some success to change our laws and force the people of this great nation to accept, not offend or even remind them of most vicious attack on our country ever in history! Muslims must respect our society and conform to our country and it’s majority! Don’t ever forget 911! We won’t!!!

    • We’re watching U , evil people that won’t to do us harm, we’ve certainly got an “ eye” on u as I speak, we absolutely know exactly what ur doing and aiming for, u bet ur “ boots” we certainly are! And we’re ready to take U out in a “ blink” of an eye, have u got it Now U diabolical evil, horrible, sadistic Terrorists ? U absolutely better heed our advice, or we’re destroy U, completely, do u understand , evil ones? 100% destroy U within, now have u got it now? ……. or do need more convincing ?

  13. Worst excuse for humans to EVER waddle outta the muck…Next time we should wack the Pharaoh O-bamm-a, and his lackies.

  14. This is The attitude of the Progressive Socialist Communist Fascist Racist Democrat Party and their blinded followers. If the Demoncrat party Of today would have been during WWII they would have mourned Hitler’s death. They have used his tactics to destroy America by starting the Dept. of Indoctrination Brainwashing Education. Ever since the introduction of this Department our Country has removed God and prayer and taught an encouraged Progressive Socialism Communism, Fascism Government. Every evil this Party can think of they encourage students in our schools to do. If parents object they are threaten to loose their children. In Good old Godless CA they want to Planned Murder children Parenthood to set up classes for students to fornication and if pregnant, just murder the baby. This is the Progressive Socialist Communist Fascist Racist Democrat Party of today.

    • Sad, but true.
      We live in California, but our kids go to private school. It’s a significant financial sacrifice for us, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

  15. Now that’s funny, but you’re right, very sad. The way the left has been acting, you could believe it to be a real story. Think all the sleeper agents are paying off for our enemies. Destroy from within, and that’s exactly what the Democrats are doing.

    • They hate our President more than they love our country. It’s despicable that they would rather implement laws that would ruin our country than to agree with Trump.
      There is video footage of Bill Clinton, Schumer, Obama, etc. in the past talking about the need to secure our borders, along with other sensible measures, but now that Trump says it, they want to do the opposite.
      I think that Trump should use reverse psychology: say the opposite of what is sensible, and the Demonrats might do a 180°.
      Perhaps if Trump advocates for open borders, the idiots will say that open borders are reckless.
      I just cannot believe the changes I have witnessed over the past 20 years, with the insanity increasing at record speed most recently.

    • Marie, did you ever stop to think we hate our warmongering traitor-in-chief BECAUSE we love our country? Of course not, your head is stuck in Traitor Trump’s butt.

    • All u SOB liberals are all 100% horrible mean, ugly traitor of our beloved co, USA! I suppose most or all will visit “ Satan” in “ Hell” one day very soon, u appear not be Christian what so ever, it seem !hough!

    • Yes indeed, this is certainly just like the “ stincking liberals, completely! Democrats are certainly not what they use to be, I know for certain, I use to be one several e-mails hehe years ago, BUT u see, they’ve moved SO VERY FAR to the left, it’s absolutely pathetic, it’s certainly too bad, but I’m not surprised, with the leaders that has absolutely turned this pathetic party, into a horrible mess!

    • No, not insane, they are absolutely disgusting evil, folks, there’s certainly a big difference, TERRY!, get a life sir, ur absolutely wrong, spot on! I’m absolutely, a true 100% Conservative, folks, that certainly does mean, I absolutely adore our beloved President Trump, he doing wonders for our AMERICAN!

  16. Hysterical, and yet so true! If Trump got together with every leader on the planet, and oversaw a world peace agreement for the first time since the beginning of time, the Left would be furious he didnt get the ok from Congress!! Another impeachment begins for the establishment of World peace!! Hahahaha!! The Left, hypocrisy and Insanity! Should be their new mantra!! Lol!!!

  17. Looks like the Democraps are going batty. I expect they were saddened to hear about the death of Hitler and Stalin. Maybe they will be asking for a Ted Bundy Day once a year.

  18. You can not win a deferred conviction from a violation of a law of biology or physics no matter how much you run your mouth.

  19. When driving down the highway, one can pass a Republican who’s been run over lying on the road, and later on can encounter a Democrat who’s suffered a similar experience. The only significant difference is that there will be skid marks in front of the Republican!

  20. Democrats know exactly what they’re doing. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. The Democrats are following marching orders to spew out anything and everything negative about Trump and Conservatives knowing some small percentage each time influences some voters who only read the headline and never research the truth. The sad thing is, this is very effective and will result in voting results that will leave those of us who know better asking “how can this be happening in this country?”. Take some time to watch Glenn Beck’s YouTube video, “The Democrat Hydra”. It includes facts that you can verify easily.

  21. When you think of how the Iranian society treat children and women how can you mourn the death of one of their leaders. Inexcusable behaviour by the left in America.

  22. The Democrats have absolutely lost all sense of what is right and wrong.You don’t mourn for a dead Terrorist. That shows the world where your loyalty lies. This is disgusting.

    • Who in God’s name, is mourning over the demise of that evil TERRORIST, may I be so bold to have asked?

  23. So unfortunate that we have those anti-Americans Dems!
    They are so blind from the upset in 2016!
    May God bless America!
    May God bless our President Trump!

  24. I thought the Democratic response was so off in “left field” as to be unpatriotic. They’re mourning the takedown of a national enemy just because they hate Trump. If one of theirs had done it, he/she would be lauded over the whole land. I love the Babylon Bee take on it.

  25. I have to admit it I agree with you this is so close to home instead of a satire it’s a light as to the true beliefs of an entire indoctrinated brainwashed political party

  26. the demos just can’t get it together, even used the wrong coutry’s flag, and they think they can rule our country.

    SEND THEM ALL HOME, WITH NO ALLLOWANCE OR BENEFITS!!

  27. *If our country was a Fort. The Democrats would run and open the door for Iran & Soleimani!! If Iran was to invade the U.S. They would not help us defend our country!! If you do not believe this. Please see where they are flying our flag at half mast. Folks, you better get your Prepper group rounded up…Oh, you better get your guns ready, or you will find they have decided to get guns that they took away from us..

    • That’s right. The left is not understand they are nazi-fascist-commies. They believe they can justify themselves by demonizing a nazi leader then worshipping Stalin, Mao, Castro, etc. They think by rejecting national socialism they have purified & justified international socialism.

    • Omar and obama and Tlaib shd. Be lobotomies and sent back to their place of origin. Redline obama was born in Kenya!!!!diggs

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