(Tea Party 247) – Every single time you think society, or the news media machine that tries to steer it, can’t get any crazier, a story like this comes along like clockwork.
According to a freaky op-ed out of NBC News this week, the split between trash-princess Miley Cyrus (who looks like you’d need a tetanus shot after shaking hands with her) and Liam Hemsworth (Thor’s brother) is evidence that women are abandoning heterosexuality because it is “the bedrock of their global oppression.”
I can’t tell you how much I wish this was satire. Take my word for it, folks, you’re going to want to pop a Tylenol or two now before reading on.
“Men need heterosexuality to maintain their societal dominance over women,” writes Marcie Bianco for her contribution to the NBC News website. “Women, on the other hand, are increasingly realizing not only that they don’t need heterosexuality, but that it also is often the bedrock of their global oppression.”
In Ms. Bianco’s estimation, the last few weeks’ top headlines, “from Jeffrey Epstein to the Dayton and El Paso mass shooters, to Miley Cyrus’s separation and Julianne Hough’s declaration that she’s ‘not straight,’” have all serendipitously coincided to pull back the curtain on “the strictures of an American patriarchy on the edge of a nervous breakdown.”
“As the status quo, heterosexuality is just not working,” she declares before spiraling into a tirade on the evils of men and the many benefits of misandry.
“As a snapshot of 2019 America, these stories present a startling picture: Men continue to coerce, harass, rape and kill girls and women — and go to extreme lengths to avoid responsibility for their actions,” Bianco states. “On the other side of the issue, girls and women are challenging heterosexuality, and even absconding from it altogether.”
“Patriarchy is at its most potent when oppression doesn’t feel like oppression, or when it is packaged in terms of biology, religion, or basic social needs like security comfort, acceptance and success,” she adds.
“Heterosexuality offers women all these things as selling points to their consensual subjection,” she writes.
Bianco then goes on to demonstrate a logical thought process that is so hilariously convoluted and sideways, it makes you wonder if this poor girl forgot to take her crazy pills before writing it: “Historically, women have been conditioned to believe that heterosexuality is natural or innate, just as they have been conditioned to believe that their main purpose is to make babies — and if they fail to do so, they are condemned as not ‘real,’ or as bad women.”
Enter the American celebrity, like abortion cake-licking Miley Cyrus, here to liberate all the little women from the shackles of basic biology and gender roles.
“Celebrities are not always at the vanguard of feminist thought, but both Julianne Hough and Miley Cyrus have recently spoken out about sexuality in ways that puts the power — and responsibility — back into their own hands,” she declares.
While women just need a hefty dose of “woke” to awaken their inner goddess, men on the other hand, are a human plague.
“Where men seem to never to have to take responsibility for their actions, women always must take responsibility for not only their own actions but the actions of men,” she states. “Absconding from responsibility is the quintessential strategy of the patriarchy; it’s how men stay in control and never lose their power.”
“While men stew in their mess, women are rising,” Bianco continues. “They are taking back control of their lives and their bodies and they are questioning the foundation of the patriarchy — heterosexuality — that has kept them blindly subordinate for centuries.”
Too long, didn’t read? Here’s her article in a nutshell: man bad, woman good, procreation and continuation of our species be damned.
This girl has clearly been reading a little too much Wonder Woman. Maybe NBC needs to vet their contributors a little better before embarrassing themselves like this.